The Ballad of Ed
Lansdale
Lansdale: Now watch this… This is the enemy If you see him my friend Col. Ramon will be there to help
Announcer: The NEW YORK TIMES of July 24th reports 2 Spanish Officers Sentenced For Roles in Fake Executions Headline -- ZARAGOZA, Spain -- Two army officers who herded villagers into a public square for mock executions were sentenced today to prison terms authorities said. A military tribunal ruled Tuesday that officers, Capt. Carlos Aleman and Lieut. Jaime Iniguez, had been overzealous in carrying out orders.
"They were ordered to stage a mock invasion of a town and to make it as realistic as possible, but they went too far," said a Defense Ministry spokesman, Lieut. Jesus del Monte.
Announcer: This just in, in a surprise upset victory The Philippines has a new President. Ramone Magsaysay
Magsaysay: As newly elected President of the Philippines I would like to thank the man responsible for this victory Mr. Lansdale.
Announcer: Indonesia - its official…. President Sukarno is out… Gen Suharto is in.
Announcer: Trouble in the Congo, Patrice LaBumba murdered…
Announcer: Today Ngo Nhu Diem has assumed the office of President of the newly established nation of South Vietnam.
Announcer: April 22 1961 In Algeria four Generals attempt to overthrow the government of Charles De Gaulle with the help of the CIA
Announcer: Gen. Rene Schneider in Chile has been executed.
Announcer: President Magsaysay to break up large landed estates and distribute the land to tenant farmers
Announcer: Trouble in the Congo, Patrice LaBumba murdered…
Announcer: President Magsaysay who was favored to win a second term plane has been shot down… no survivers
Announcer: Italian Press Reports that Centro Mondiale Commercial and Permindex have been expelled from Italy for“Subversive Intelligence Activity” Many directors including L. M Bloomfield and Clay Shaw have been connected to the Domestic Contact Division of the CIA
Announcer: April 22 1961 In Algeria four Generals attempt to overthrow the government of Charles De Gaulle with the help of the CIA
Announcer: Chile, Indochina, Laos, Thailand, all have new governments.
Announcer: The man who made it happen… Senior Lansdale.
From a long line of Cover and Deception I've rewritten history You won't find my name in any school books even to my brothers, I'm a mystery Cloak and Dagger, Fun and games Done with C.A.R.E., its all the same With a blank check book from Uncle Sam I was the best, I was the man
I'm a fixer, I'm a plumber, I'm a cover up man… I'm all three !But my biggest and best was November. 1963
When the Philippines needed rescue I brought my Robin Hood team, When there was trouble in Saigon Who'd they call… They called me Trouble again… 90 miles off-shore I let the Mongoose… out of the bag With a quote from the little red book I’ve never been one to brag… that…
I'm a fixer, I'm a plumber, I'm a cover up man… I'm all three !But my biggest and best was November. 1963
Gentlemens Club Meeting… Allen Dulles speaks...
Gentlemen, Gentlemen…
Those of us from Sullivan & Cromwell My brother John and I would like to introduce the head table.
Gentlemen. may I present: Charles Bohannon and Napoleon Valeriano McGeorge and Bill Bundy Mr. Al Cox, Shefield Edwards Peers, Dupy Stilwel, Tolson, Rosson Mr. Lou Conien Bill Harvey Mr. Trimble John Paisley Mr. Karamessines, Kyler, Aurther Arundel and Kissner Mr Drummond Mr. Vartanian Mr. Donaldson Mr. Ranlet Mr. Otoupalik Mr. Rufus Philips
And the man who handled the whole operation With the greatest of…C.A.R.E (chuckles) General Ed Lansdale (cheers)
No Nhu's is good news, that’s not what I wanted to hear. I've changed governments with little white lies. Year after year. Escape and Evasion , Smoke and Mirrors It’s all part of a plan With a blank cheque book from Uncle Sam… I was the best, I was the man
I'm a fixer, I'm a plumber, I'm a cover up man… I'm all three ! But my biggest and best was November. 1963
I'm a fixer, I'm a plumber, I'm a cover up man… I'm all three ! But my biggest and best was November. 1963
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